Saturday, January 16, 2010

Haiti White House Press Conference

Today President Obama held a press conference alongside former Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush. I happened to be on a run through the White House lawn and later saw I was captured on the news report. Now the CVNP park police are the least of my worries!!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Snowboarding


After spending a couple nights in the woods of the Cuyahoga Valley, I figured the authorities were off my tail. I decided to head over to Boston Mills Ski Resort to tear it up on my snowboard. I enjoyed the fresh powder and even got in a couple backside 360s!!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Winter Blast


I haven't posted over a year now since the photo-finish picture of Michael Phelps and me surfaced. The Olympic Committee found out I was not a qualified swimmer in Beijing and chased me across the country.

However, no worries. I am back! Today I drove to the Cuyahoga Valley for an off-piste adventure. I tried to climb a hillside with my Suburban, but unfortunately the tread on my tires was completely worn from all the cross-country driving I have done and my vehicle became entrenched in snow. I quickly covered the rest of the vehicle with snow and made a mad dash to avoid suspicion from authorities.